The Zebra Minion Shark Painting

Once upon a time, there was a famous painter named Greg Sockawert, and he painted the Zebra Minion Shark painting. The painting was a yellow shark with black stripes, and one eye with goggles. It was sold for $5,000,000! The guy who bought the painting was named Tommy T. III. He is short, fat, has a big green beard, pink mustache, and he wears glasses. He is also bald and looks like an egg. One day Tommy T. III’s son, named Tommy T. IV, was tearing around the living room, misbehaving, and he accidentally ripped the painting. What a horrible tragedy!

Then Greg Sockawert made another painting called the Diamond Capybara. Then, Harry Potter descended from the ceiling and mended the Zebra Minion Shark painting back together. Then the Zebra Minion shark painting became jealous of the Diamond Capybara. He never expected to be replaced so quickly! Terrified of the Zebra Minion Shark painting’s wrath, the Diamond Capybara painting fled the scene immediately!

Thanks to Harry Potter, the Zebra Minion Shark painting magically grew legs and arms and started running around town asking where to find the Diamond Capybara. The Zebra Minion Shark painting started to grow wise. The Zebra Minion Shark painting took a martial arts class. Then he took a class so he could learn how to use a GPS.

He bought the best GPS he could find so he could track the Diamond Capybara. After a major search, the Zebra Minion Shark painting found the Diamond Capybara. Then Greg Sockawert came out of nowhere and was surprised to see the Zebra Minion Shark painting with legs and arms.

“What are you doing here?” said Greg Sockawert.

“I was looking for the Diamond Capybara,” said the Zebra Minion Shark painting.

“Well I thought I’d never see you again,” said Greg Sockawert.

Then magically thanks to Harry Potter, the Diamond Capybara grew legs and arms too. Greg Sockawert was amazed. The Diamond Capybara ran away, and the Zebra Minion Shark chased after the Diamond Capybara. The Zebra Minion Shark caught up to the Diamond Capybara. He captured him! The Zebra Minion Shark brought the Diamond Capybara back to Greg Sockawert.

One Year Later

After a year of trying to learn how to get along, the Zebra Minion Shark and the Diamond Capybara wanted another friend, so Greg Sockawert made another painting called the Golden Guinea Pig. He asked Harry Potter to make a potion so the Golden Guinea pig could grow arms and legs.

One day they got into a big fight over who was the coolest painting. Then magically, Harry Potter appeared and used his magic wand. He zapped them to Azark. Lesson learned! No arguing about who is the best painting, or you will end up in a very bad place!