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Table of Contents

  1. Belated Fame
  2. A Little Respect, Please
  3. Wishful Thinking
  4. Tent-ative Plan
  5. Shoo-fly Pie
  6. Small Consolation
  7. Tea Time
  8. Request Denied
  9. The More the Better
  10. No Need to Worry
  11. Just for Thrills
  12. Warning Flag Required
  13. New Exhibit
  14. Vanity Hair
  15. Earie Story
  16. Wrong Animal
  17. Sketchy Diagnosis
  18. Dream On
  19. Too Much Wind
  20. Innocent Falls
  21. Udderly Insane
  22. Not on the Menu
  23. Self Esteem
  24. Bare Necessity
  25. Mistaken Shakin’
  26. Members Only
  27. Feelin’ Good
  28. Misplaced Grief
  29. Zoo Peeper
  30. Too Late
  31. Looks The Same
  32. Such Generosity
  33. Not Quite Yet
  34. Too Lewd
  35. Take the Ball Out, Lady
  36. What’s That You Say?
  37. Rare Talent
  38. Beware of the Dog
  39. Lying in Lyme
  40. A True Friend
  41. Patriotic Stoicism
  42. Off Course
  43. Dual Purpose
  44. Carried Away
  45. Not For Consumption
  46. Small Request
  47. Not in Total Agreement
  48. Don’t Ask
  49. Limited Addition
  50. Short Leash
  51. Formal Request
  52. So What’s New?
  53. Chicken Lickin’
  54. Nosey Bird
  55. New Job
  56. Quick Change
  57. A Little Crude
  58. Rear Sighting
  59. Just Checking
  60. Foolish Mistake
  61. Thumbthings Wrong
  62. Quick Exit
  63. An Easy “A”
  64. Look at it This Way
  65. Thumbs Down
  66. Overcooked
  67. Mistaken Identity
  68. Please Stop (sort of)
  69. Unlikely Duo
  70. Detailed Response
  71. Restful Education
  72. The Real Boss

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