Limericks 66-70
Overcooked
A man cooking steaks by a brook
Saw a bear with a menacing look,
“I like my meat rare,”
Said the menacing bear
As he quickly devoured the cook.
Mistaken Identity
A man said he just had seen Satan
Parked by a bar in old Clayton,
“Though the lighting was dim
I’m sure it was him,”
But, alas, it was just his wife waitin’.
Please Stop (sort of)
A lecherous man tried to flatter
A duchess by trying to pat her,
She objected, “Please stop,
Or I’ll call in a cop,
But a few little pinches won’t matter.”
Unlikely Duo
A man milking cows at a fair
Got a cramp in his fingers while there,
They stuck to an udder,
The cow gave a shudder,
And off they went as a pair.
Detailed Response
A sensuous teen sent an e-mail
To a rather curvaceous young female,
He asked for some specs
Of her abs and her pecs,
Her reply was not lacking in detail.
