Limericks 6-10
Small Consolation
A man who was married to Grace
Said his hair was a real disgrace,
She replied, “It is sad
That your hair is so bad,
But it’s still not as bad as your face.”
Tea Time
An Englishman chopping a tree
Chopped off a piece of his knee,
“I know it is sad,
And it hurts really bad,
But it won’t interfere with my tea.”
Request Denied
A man who had too many beers
Stood up and said, “Lend me your ears!’
“I can’t,” said a sot,
“They’re all that I got,
And I’ll need ’em for many more years.”
The More the Better
A woman with children galore
Was asked if she planned to have more,
With a look that would kill
Said, “Maybe I will,
But I’ll quit at a hundred and four.”
No Need to Worry
A guest told a waiter a Crewe,
“I’ll get fat if I eat all this stew.”
“Oh, do not despair,”
Said the waiter with flair,
“It’s so bad you’ll throw up when you’re through”
