Limericks 56-60
Quick Change
A sot who had too many beers
Kept standing and shouting out “Cheers!”
“The reason,” he said,
“Is because I’m not dead,”
That was quickly changed by his peers.
A Little Crude
A man who was eating his food
Said, “I hope you don’t think it is crude
That I belch while I dine
Or drool in my wine,
Or the fact that I’m totally nude.”
Rear Sighting
A matron once girdled so tight
She provided a crowd quite a sight,
The stays all popped loose
And exposed her ‘caboose’,
Which was deemed a most unpleasant sight.
Just Checking
A boy with an ear very red
Pinched it so often it bled,
“I do this, you see,
At noon and at three,
To see if I’m living or dead.”
Foolish Mistake
A College Professor named Gene
Dressed himself up as a queen,
The students he schooled
Were easily fooled,
And married him off to the dean.
