Limericks 51-55
Formal Request
A man in a tux up a tree
Was whistling loud and off-key,
A hunter came by
And let out a cry,
“It’s a magpie! I want it for me!”
So What’s New?
A joker quite large and quite bloated
Decided to trick his devoted,
He fixed to his nose
A bulbous red hose,
But sadly it all went unnoted.
Chicken Lickin’
“You’re a chicken, a sissy, and weak”
Said a bully to Jeremy Meek,
“I’m not a chicken
I’ll give you a lickin’,”
And plucked out an eye with his beak.
Nosey Bird
A man by the name of LaRose
Had a bird on the end of his nose,
It was stuck by its beak
For nearly a week,
Until finally flushed off with a hose.
New Job
A teen who was learning to drive
Warned her teacher he might not survive,
He shrugged and ignored it
Until she then floored it,
He now teaches knitting in Clive.
