Limericks 46-50
Small Request
While driving my car on the road
I encountered a small greenish toad
He said, “Please do not squish me
My mother would mish me,
And not have a baby to hold.”
Not in Total Agreement
A man who was normally mild
Encountered a traumatic child,
And in one fitful swat
He demolished the tot,
And, by some, was quite sternly reviled.
Don’t Ask
When asked what year she was born
A lady replied with some scorn,
“You know very well
That I’m not going to tell,
Just say I’m a little bit worn.”
Limited Addition
A boy used his toes once to cheat
By adding to ten with his feet,
But when asked to add more
By his teacher Miss Gore,
Yelled, “Hey, do you think I’m a freak?”
Short Leash
A henpecked husband named Joe
Had a wife who would keep him in toe,
She’d watch like a hawk
For an ogle or gawk,
And swat him if he’s even glow.
