Limericks 36-40
What’s That You Say?
A man who was hearing impaired
Didn’t hear what was really declared,
When asked, “How’s your bladder?”
Thought he heard ‘ladder’,
“It’s out,” he said, “Getting repaired.”
Rare Talent
There was a young boy named DeRose
Who was constantly picking his nose,
His friends didn’t care
And thought it quite rare
That he did it with only his toes.
Beware of the Dog
A snarling old dog called Killamutt
Encircled a man from Connecticut,
“If that thing takes a bite
I’m sure by tonight
I’ll be aching and shaking and celibate.”
Lying in Lyme
There was an old man from Lyme
Who lied almost all of the time,
He said, “Once at noon
I invented the moon
And I did it when I was just nine.”
A True Friend
A boy told his friend, “If I cough
My head will fall off in a trough.”
His friend said, “Don’t worry,
I’ll come in a hurry
And save it ‘case mine should fall off!”
