Limericks 31-35
Looks The Same
The color blind Englishman, Dustard,
Mistook what was mustard for custard,
“I could tell with each bite
That it didn’t taste right,”
But he finished it off quite unflustered.
Such Generosity
A schoolboy was tugging his tooth,
One that was already loose,
When it finally came out
He let out a shout,
“This one’s for you, Betty Ruth!”
Not Quite Yet
A lady of faith named McKay
Told the Lord he could take her away,
“I want you to know
That I’m ready to go,
But please do not do it today.”
Too Lewd
A lady well known as a prude
Was embarrassed to bathe in the nude,
“Although I’m alone
I still don’t condone
An action so blatantly lewd!”
Take the Ball Out, Lady
A lady while bowling at Hague
Got nothing but three every lag,
A friend who espied her
Politely advised her
To first take the ball from the bag.
