Limericks 26-30
Members Only
An Englishman sipping his tea
Was stung on the lips by a bee,
“How dare you come in
Without showing your pin,
This club is for members, you see!”
Feelin’ Good
A man by the name of Ravelle
Was told that he didn’t look well,
“I was shot in the head
And left twice for dead,
But other than that I feel swell!”
Misplaced Grief
A very vain lady named Hyde
Was upset ’cause her husband just died,
“It’s not that I miss him
Or still want to kiss him
It’s my makeup – it ran when I cried.”
Zoo Peeper
An elderly man named Lou
Was living right next to a zoo,
“The smell is quite bad,
But what makes me mad
Is I’m ogled each day by the gnu.”
Too Late
A man sitting under a tree
Had pigeon poop plop on his knee,
“You’re a little bit late, “
Said the man, quite irate,
“I’ve already had lunch, don’t you see?”
