Limericks 21-25
Udderly Insane
A man who was having some chow
Was attacked by a disgruntled cow,
“You’re eating the butter
That came from my udder,
So I’m going to get even now!”
Not on the Menu
A diner at Jerry’s Café
Sneezed off his wavy toupee,
“Though I really do wish
It was not on my dish,
It tastes much like my mother’s soufflé.”
Self Esteem
A lady called Madam O’May
Was extolling her virtues one day,
“I’m smart and I’m witty
And uncommonly pretty,
And also quite humble, I’d say.”
Bare Necessity
A duchess, while combing her hair
Saw a spot that was totally bare,
“This must not be seen
By the King or the Queen,”
So she covered her head with a chair.
Mistaken Shakin’
A man who had tic douloureux
Met a lady one day on a stroll,
She mistook all his blinking
For amorous winking,
And dealt him a blistering blow.
