Limericks 16-20
Wrong Animal
A college professor named Glass
Flexed his muscles in front of his class,
“I come from King Kong,
Which is why I am strong,”
But the kids thought he came from an ass.
Sketchy Diagnosis
An intern one day was assigned
To a lady who’d quite lost her mind,
“I can tell just by lookin’
Your burners aren’t cookin’,
And God knows what else I might find.”
Dream On
An ego fraught man wore pajamas
With pictures of well-endowed llamas
Said a lady quite rude,
“I’ve seen you all nude,
Those llamas should really be mammas.”
Too Much Wind
A man who was driving too fast
Was stopped by a cop, who then asked,
“What’s your excuse
For this speeding abuse?”
“I was pushed by a turbulent draft!”
Innocent Falls
A roguish young Scotchman, McKay,
Saw a lass playing cricket one day,
“I know you’re a virgin.
It’s not sex I’m urgin’,
I’d just like to join you foreplay.”
