Limericks 11-15
Just for Thrills
A sadistic old dentist named Sills
Had thousands and thousands of drills,
Some were for teeth
Both above and beneath,
And others were used just for thrills.
Warning Flag Required
There was a young fellow named Shagg
Whose nose was so long it did sag,
It was so far extended
Some folks were rear-ended,
And forced him to tie on a flag.
New Exhibit
A lady attending the zoo
Played melodies on her kazoo,
The apes were enthused,
The crowds were amused,
She’s now on exhibit there too.
Vanity Hair
A blade who was combing his hair
Said, “I’m dashing and so debonair,
It’s not that I’m proud –
I stand out in a crowd,
No others will ever compare.”
Earie Story
A talking Macaw named No Fear
Told a stranger to “come over here,
I never would bite
Because I’m polite,”
Then promptly bit off the man’s ear.
